Welcome to this weeks ~ Lessons in the art of Life ~ . . . as per Cobs.
Well, I’ve learnt an assortment of lessons this week. Some of them welcome, one of them tiresome and others that are just snippets of “well I never knew that”!
I have learned that Virgin Media (who supply my cable, TV, broadband and telephone – i.e. the whole kit and caboodle) can keep you ‘holding’ on the phone for an INORDINATELY long time (i.e. 1 hour 35 minutes) when you call them to tell them that you’re planning to disconnect from them and go to another supplier if they don’t get their act sorted out and change back the monthly charge to what I was paying before they hoiked the charge up by £39.49 per month.
Because I’m a clever, canny lass when it comes to negotiating new deals, I keep an almost blow-by-blow account of what was agreed, and get the FULL name of the person I was doing the deal with and even make a note of the time the call began and ended …. Virgin couldn’t do anything but remove the extra charges for the rest of the term of our contract. However, in an effort to make things as difficult as possible, they (Virgin) passed me from pillar to post, one person after another, possibly in the hope that I’d get either annoyed or tired and put down the phone. I didn’t. I don’t. And, unlike Mr. Cobs, I don’t lose my temper either. I, in fact, get calmer and c.a.l.m.e.r. until I’m ultra calm and laid back, …. but ever-so-much more determined that I am going to get the result I require.
I learned from this experience this week that Virgin might waste a bit of my time by keeping me listening to music(? that term is questionable for what I was listening to), but ultimately it is they who will be jumping through the hoops when it comes to keeping THIS customer happy.
I also learned this week that I actually can still work in my craft room – sort of – when there is no electricity to be found in there at all. Although – it’s a much quieter sort of crafting and I don’t particularly like it very much.
The electrics in my craft room suddenly tripped on Wednesday and nothing would or could get the electrics to work again. It’s apparently something to do with one of the sockets in there. Fortunately my craft room is a completely separate building from the house (in our detached, converted garage) so the house electrics are fine. Our Electrician called out on Wednesday to see if anything needed to be ordered, and he’s back again Friday (today) to [hopefully] fix the problem. While he’s here I’m getting him to put some new spots in the ceiling as the ones that are there were fitted by Noah when he arrived in the harbour, sailing on his big boat, so they’re old and need changing. (The detail about Noah fitting the current lights might not actually be totally true).
I’ve also learned some random facts about life in general, which I’m not sure will ever impress anyone or even if I’ll ever need these intelligent bits of information, but I know them now so in the interests of sharing the knowledge and joy I’ll show you what I learned…
The Sun is (roughly) 400 times larger than the moon. It looks, to us here on Earth, like the moon and sun are the same size, but that’s simply because the Sun is (approximately) 400 times further away from us, which creates the illusion that the Sun and Moon in the sky above, are the same size!
Your brain weighs about 3 pounds. Of that, the dry weight is 60% fat, making your brain the fattiest organ! Twenty-five percent of the body’s cholesterol resides within the brain. Cholesterol is an integral part of every brain cell. Without adequate cholesterol, brain cells die. GASP! Who knew?!
Ninety minutes of sweating can temporarily shrink your brain as much as one year of aging. Your brain is 73% water. It takes only 2% dehydration to affect your attention, memory and other cognitive skills.
No one knows for sure, but the latest estimate is that our brains contain roughly 86 billion brain cells. Each neuron connects with, on average, 40,000 synapses. A piece of brain tissue the size of a grain of sand contains 100,000 neurons and 1 billion synapses all communicating with each other. Babies have big heads to hold rapidly growing brains. A 2-year-old’s brain is 80% of adult size. Teen brains are not fully formed. It isn’t until about the age of 25 that the human brain reaches full maturity.
Brain information moves anywhere between 1 mph and an impressive 268 miles per hour. This is faster than Formula 1 race cars which top out at 240 mph. Your brain generates about 12-25 watts of electricity. This is enough to power a low-wattage LED light. (NOW THERE’S AN IDEA FOR MY CRAFT ROOM! … aw, no, that’s a ‘normal’ brain, not just one brain cell – which is what I have).
The average brain is believed to generate around 50,000 thoughts per day. Disturbingly, it’s estimated that in most people 70% of these thoughts are negative.
Our attention spans are getting shorter. In 2000, the average attention span was 12 seconds. Now it’s 8 seconds. That’s shorter than the 9-second attention span of the average goldfish. Yes, really!
Brain cells cannibalize themselves as a last-ditch source of energy to ward off starvation. So in very real ways dieting can force your brain to eat itself.
In spite of what you’ve been told, alcohol doesn’t kill brain cells. It “only” damages the connective tissue at the end of neurons.
Memories are shockingly unreliable. Emotions, motivation, cues, context and frequency of use can all affect how accurately you remember something.
Memory is more of an activity than a place. Any given memory is deconstructed and distributed in different parts of the brain. Then, for the memory to be recalled, it gets reconstructed from the individual fragments. Like a jigsaw in a box. You have to reconstruct the photo on the front of the box.
Do you feel even more clever now?
Random Quote I read for the first time this week and HAVE to agree with:
- For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
– Doug Larson –
And finally …
Two words. If you haven’t already met ‘her’ on the internet or on You Tube … DR. PIMPLE POPPER!
OH. MY. DOG.!!!
If you haven’t ‘met’ her name before, then please make sure that A) you aren’t squeamish about pimples being popped and watching when they ‘go’. B) that you haven’t just eaten. Then, after checking that you’re ok with these two things …. go to YouTube and put her name in the search bar: Dr. Pimple Popper or … Dr. Sandra Lee (her real name). She’s a real Doctor, not just some woman who pretends. So she knows what she’s doing.
My Goodness Me! When I watched a video I had to work out if I was feeling light-headed or sick. But … once you’ve watched a little and realised that you’re OK and not about to pass out … then it becomes like a car crash. You HAVE to look.
I was aware that my face was contorting and I was pulling a face that I’d perhaps describe as EEEK! and ICK! combined into one new strange facial expression, but I continued to look.
Never knew about her before … But I thought I’d share her with you so that you too can experience the EEEK with the ICK! which your face will no doubt do too!
Well … from spots and pimples to brain facts, Virgin Media and to that loss of Electricity, which, I hope, that by the time you’re reading this, our fabulous Electrician will have found the problem, sorted it out and everything will be back to working tickety boo! All that will be left to do then is to put my beautiful craft room back together again. (Everything had to be moved so that he (electrician) could get easy access to all the sockets – you would not believe it but half of my craft room is currently in my conservatory and what didn’t fit in the conservatory is in Little Cobs room!) I’ll be so glad when it’s all put back and I’m then back in my rightful place. Queen of the Craft Room. (well… my craft room at any rate). lol
Thank you so much for coming and spending a coffee time with me. I’m so blessed to have so many lovely blogging pals, and I cherish each and every one of you.
OH and … a big, hearty Hello to a couple of new followers who have joined our lovely blog here. I won’t name names but .. please don’t stay a stranger. Read and feel free to comment. It’s via your comments that we get to know each other and we actually all really do end up as friends in blog-land. It’s what makes blogging such a brilliant place to be.
Have a fabulous Friday my friends … and … pray for the very next person you see on the street. If you don’t pray, then wish something wonderful to happen to or for that person. Push the prayer or the good wish out of your head and out into the universe. Let’s all do something good.
We can’t help everyone . . . but everybody can help someone.
Sending you my love, and an extra special squidge ~
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