Happy 19th of May and … HAPPY FRIDAY! Aw it’s great to see you. I’m kind of getting rather fond of these Friday Get Togethers. It’s a bit like Bingo Night, don’t y’think? lol.
I’ve been through a week of learning some odd and strange things this week. I’ve come across things, seen things, experienced things and found out some weird things. All of which I’ve had to use the good ol’ interwebby to discover more.
For instance …. I learnt a new way of saying: Avocados. Yes, there really is. 😀
Imagine, if you will, being the 7-year-old child you used to be, then add a sprinkle of ‘cheeky monkey’, and a pinch of ‘smiley rascal’, and just for good measure add a large soup ladle of ‘twinkly smiles’. Stir the mixture and then continue to read as I educationamalise you.
Say this sentence three times: Have a CAD dooze. Say it again… and again. Have a CAD dooze.
Now you’re going to say it in that way in which we all talk… we miss some letters out of the pronunciation: So you’re going to miss that letter H and the letter D on CAD. It now becomes Av a CAdooze. Make sure that you make that ‘CA’ into a hard sounding KA, (not soft sounding, like you’d hear in the word: car. Hard sounding like in the word CAt). Av a CAdooze. Practise it … Av a CAdooze. Av a CAdooze. Say it out loud: Av a CAdooze.
You can now switch your brain back on and listen to the way you are now saying Av a CAdooze. Av a CAdooze. Av a CAdooze. It’s three separate words. Av | a | Cadooze.
So now I’m going to ask you . . . do you Av a cadooze?
This week I’ve also learnt about an incredible, unique flower whose petals turn clear as glass when it’s splattered by raindrops.
No, I’m not making it up and its not April the 1st. The little flowers of this wonderful plant turn from white, to clear when raindrops hit it’s petals. Take a look ….
And this (below) is what it looks like normally, before the rain . . .
It’s called Diphylleia Grayi … or commonly known as the Skeleton Flower. It comes from the mountainsides in the colder regions of China and Japan. The flowers come out in late spring, with large, fuzzy green, umbrella-like foliage topped with small clusters of pretty white petals.
Isn’t that just jaw dropping amazing? I’d never heard of these flowers before. Have you?
Next! … I learned this week that every night, the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Declaration of Independence are lowered into a bomb-proof safe. Again … something else I never knew. It’s the little things like this which make me open my eyes wide and ask myself why I never knew *that* (whatever *that* might be).
We’ve all, no doubt, been struck by an ice cream headache at least once in our lives. Well …. I found out this week that there is a proper name for it! The technical name for an ice-cream headache is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia. Heckaroonie … I can’t even say it! LOL. But I know exactly what it feels like. tsk tsk.
Oh … and I learned this, this week, and it tickled the heck out of me . . .
Marco Polo described them as:- “scarcely smaller than elephants. They have the hair of a buffalo and feet like an elephant’s. They have a single large black horn in the middle of the forehead… They have a head like a wild boar’s… They spend their time by preference wallowing in mud and slime. They are very ugly brutes to look at. They are not at all such as we describe them when we relate that they let themselves be captured by virgins, but clean contrary to our notions.” What do you think he might have thought he’d found and was describing for us there?
He thought he’d found . . . [drumroll] …. Unicorns. But it’s believed that what he was actually describing was the one horn rhinoceros. Bless his deluded little heart. lol
And finally …. I learned a few things about chickens … but the one thing I learned tickled me so I thought it might interest you too:
Apparently, according to those in the know,
- Danish chickens go gok-gok;
- German chickens gak gak;
- Thai chickens go gook gook;
- Dutch chickens tok tok
- Finnish and Hungarian chickens say kot kot.
- The French hen goes cotcotcodet.
Where-as my chickens go: SHREEeaky BLEEEAKKK FOUR FOUR FOUR cluck cluck! VERY shouty, especially when just about to lay an egg. But the littlest one says: Paw, paw paw beek beek bok. Paw paw paw beek beek bok. She’s a pathetic sounding little thing, but so sweet and so very tiny. (A Bantam – who has feathered feet. It makes her look like she’s wearing slippers. Bless! lol).
And now ladies and gentlemen, we arrive at the part we’ve all been waiting for ….
Two sailors are at sea. One says: “That sure is a lot of water out there!”. The other replies: “Yeah! And that’s just the top of it!”
Q: What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? … A: Aye Matey.
A puzzle for you:
- Michael J Fox has a short one.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one.
- Madonna doesn’t have one.
- The Pope doesn’t use his.
What is it? click, hold the click and drag here for the answer:—> … a last name. 😀
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hyena? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of grant funding.
Q: Why don’t anteaters ever get sick? …. A: Cause they’re full of anty bodies.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers
and finally …
Knock knock. Who’s there? Salad. Salad who? Oh, just lettuce in!
And that’s me done and dusted!
Another week over, and I’m wiser and more educated than I was last week. So now it’s over to you. Have you learned anything this week? If so … tell me what. I’d love to hear about something you’ve learned this week.
Thank you so much for coming and sharing a coffee with me. I love seeing you and spending some time together having a laugh.
May your weekend be thoroughly enjoyable. And may next week bring you smiles and joy from the moment it begins! Be good to each other, and … may your God go with you.