Hello 🙂 Happy Friday!
Well what a lovely week it’s been. I seem to have done a lot and achieved very little to show for it. But I’ve really enjoyed it, and that, after all, is what life is supposed to be about. Enjoying it.
The weather, here in the south of England, has been a bit chilly, and night-time get’s really rather cold. I’ve been getting Mr.Cobs to turn the heating up by around 9pm of a night-time, just to keep the temperature at ‘toasty’. Mr. Cobs has to control the heating because I cannot understand our heating control box thingy-ma-jig. I always end up pressing the wrong button, or combination of buttons.
So …. What have I learned this week? Well I thought I hadn’t really learned anything at all until I got thinking about it …. check this little list out:-
I learned that probably the worst thing a woman can hear when she’s wearing a bikini is: “Good for you!”
I learned that Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin up.”
And finally … I learned: Women’s tears contain pheromones that lower the testosterone of nearby men. Would you believe it? When us gals shed a few tears, it makes the men nearest to us go all soft and gentle. From this I deduce that we should cry more often. Especially so when we want to buy ourselves a new pair of expensive shoes or maybe a handbag!
Well, I know why some of you are here. You just want some Jokes to spread happiness around the world this beautiful Friday. Ok … gird your loins … here are the Jokes:-
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? ….A. Polaroids
Q. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? … A. Because it’s a little meteor.
Q. What did the ghost say to the bee? … A. BOO-BEE
Q. Why didn’t the melons get married? … A. Because they cantaloupe!
and finally ….
Q. What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? … A. DINO-MITE!
Well that’s another week which we’ve put to bed and noted it in our diaries. Have you learned anything this week? Been somewhere exciting? Done something amazing? Do share your story. I love to read about what’s going on in your corner!
Anyhoo ... all that’s left for me to do is wish for you a truly lovely weekend. May the weather be kind, may your heart be happy, and, where ever you are or where ever you go this weekend, may your God go with you.
Have a blessed weekend my beautiful friend, ~