Well hello there. Have I told you recently how fabulous you are? No? Well it would be very remiss of me not to put that right, so I shall, straight away. You are totally gorgeous. Your hair is a great colour and the cut and style really suits you.
Your eyes … how incredible they are. They light up your face in a way which shows that slightly mischievous imp which lives within you and sometimes pops out for a bit of fun.. Boy, do they twinkle merrily!
Your smile … go on… smile for me. Give me one of those smiles which reaches your eyes and makes your whole face glow. Give me a smile which tells me that your happy in the moment your living in right now. Crumbs you’re so fabulous.
I’m so blessed to have you in my blogging life. Thank you for being here.
Well, I don’t know about you but it’s been a really trying week in my world. My littlest cat, Maisie Doates, had a bit of a run in with the neighbourhood feline bully, and she came home on Monday in a bit of a battered and bleeding state. From Tuesday she began being sick about three times a day. By Thursday morning she was still the same – although quite bright in herself, – so an appointment was made with the vet, and, much to her disgust, I took her to see the vet in the cat carrier.
She wasn’t impressed at how lovely the vet was, and wasn’t overly happy about the two injections which she had to have. However … I fear that she’s going to be even less impressed with the nasty tasting (the vet told me) medicine which I have to force into her using a syringe. That’s going to be a fun time this lovely Friday morning.
The day previously: On Wednesday it was pouring down with rain … and we discovered we had a leaky roof in the conservatory. [BIG sigh]. Mr.Cobs thankfully managed to find where the problem was and following a trip to the big DIY (B&Q for the UK folks) shop, he came home armed with the stuff which he told a wobbly lipped me that I was to stop worrying and stressing, and he was going to fix the problem. And … he did! God Bless Mr.C. I’m thinking that I should keep him.
And on Tuesday: On Tuesday this week … I decided that the blood-shot eye which I’d called my Doctor about last week (and who prescribed some gel stuff with the warning that if it got worse or didn’t seem to be getting better, then I had to go in and see him urgently), well, it seemed to be getting worse. (I knew he was going to tell me off, because I shouldn’t have left it as long as I did). Off to the Surgery and saw the Doctor. He examined my eye and said: “I want you to go directly to the Acute Referral Eye Clinic straight away. I’ll phone them and tell them you’re coming”.
Cutting a long story short … I found out on Tuesday that not only did I have an infection in my eye, I also had a Corneal Ulcer and … just to add a bit of salt to the situation … I was told I had a cataract in that eye too. Ha! My eye’s having a party and I didn’t get the invite! How very dare it!
Summing up …. I shall be glad to see the end of this week. I’ll be packing its bags and watching it walking off into the sunset.
But … enough of my cr@ppy week …. shall we have a little fun with some …
FRIDAY FACTOIDS
Emus cannot walk backwards.
Giraffes have no vocal cords. (Here I was, thinking they just didn’t want to talk to me) 
There are more than a 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee, of these only 26 have been tested and half caused cancer in rats.
On the subject of coffee … here’s some other coffee ‘stuff’
Caffeine and Its Effects
Caffeine is the most important chemical in coffee. It is an odourless and slightly bitter solid. Caffeine mostly affects the brain, kidneys, and the cardiovascular (heart and blood vessels) system, but it also increases metabolism and breathing. A five ounce serving of regular coffee contains about 90-125 milligrams of caffeine; whereas, an equal amount of tea only contains 30-70 milligrams of caffeine.
A soft drink only has about 37 milligrams of caffeine per five ounces.
Coffee has several effects on the human body:
It helps to increase circulation of the blood
It can cause nervousness and loss of sleep when taken in large amounts
It can speed up a person’s thoughts
It produces a feeling of well-being
It gives some people the ability to memorize simple numbers, concepts, and thought sequences easier
If you drink one or two cups several times a day, coffee will have little effect on the cardiovascular system.
However, if you drink three to four cups several times a day, it will slow your pulse rate, raise blood pressure, contract blood vessels that are right under the skin, and dilate blood vessels of the kidneys, muscles, skin, and heart.
Finally, on the coffee factoids: … caffeine makes the heart contract harder while it’s pumping.
Maybe we should all switch to decaf.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Ten Obscure Factoids Concerning Albert Einstein
1. He Liked His Feet Naked
“When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in the sock,” he once said. “So I stopped wearing socks.” Einstein was also a fanatical slob, refusing to “dress properly” for anyone. Either people knew him or they didn’t, he reasoned – so it didn’t matter either way.
2. He Hated Scrabble
Aside from his favorite past-time sailing (“the sport which demands the least energy”), Einstein shunned any recreational activity that required mental agility. As he told the New York Times, “When I get through with work I don’t want anything that requires the working of the mind.”
3. He Was A Rotten Speller
Although he lived for many years in the United States and was fully bilingual, Einstein claimed never to be able to write in English because of “the treacherous spelling”. He never lost his distinctive German accent either, summed up by his catch-phrase “I vill a little t’ink”.
4. He Loathed Science Fiction
Lest it distort pure science and give people the false illusion of scientific understanding, he recommended complete abstinence from any type of science fiction. “I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.” He also thought people who claimed to have seen flying saucers should keep it to themselves.
5. He Smoked Like A Chimney
A life member of the Montreal Pipe Smokers Club, Einstein was quoted as saying: “Pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment of human affairs.” He once fell into the water during a boating expedition but managed heroically to hold on to his pipe.
6. He Wasn’t Much Of A Musician
Einstein would relax in his kitchen with his trusty violin, stubbornly trying to improvise something of a tune. When that didn’t work, he’d have a crack at Mozart.
7. Alcohol Was Not His Preferred Drug
At a press conference upon his arrival to New York in 1930, he said jokingly of Prohibition: “I don’t drink, so it’s all the same to me.” In fact, Einstein had been an outspoken critic of “passing laws which cannot be enforced”.
8. He Equated Monogamy With Monotony
“All marriages are dangerous,” he once told an interviewer. “Marriage is the unsuccessful attempt to make something lasting out of an incident.” He was notoriously unfaithful as a husband, prone to falling in love with somebody else directly after the exchanging of vows.
9. His Memory Was Shot
Believing that birthdays were for children, his attitude is summed up in a letter he wrote to his girlfriend Mileva Maric: “My dear little sweetheart … first, my belated cordial congratulations on your birthday yesterday, which I forgot once again.”
10. His Cat Suffered Depression
Fond of animals, Einstein kept a house cat which tended to get depressed whenever it rained. Ernst Straus recalls him saying to the melancholy cat: “I know what’s wrong, dear fellow, but I don’t know how to turn it off.”
Here’s an interesting little exercise.
How smart is your right foot?
This is from an orthopaedic surgeon . . .
It will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s preprogrammed in your brain!
While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer or on a comfy chair etc, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with your foot and ankle.
Now, while doing this, draw the number ‘6’ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
See?!!! And . . . there’s nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.
And with that, I shall bid you a fabulous last Friday of June, and a truly wonderful weekend.
Be the reason someone smiles today.
With much love, and a barrel of squidges ~
The Art of Cobwebs 