I then asked Mr.Google for it’s Random Number Generator, which it duly gave me, and I asked the RNG to pick the winning number from and including No.1 – up to and including No. 11. I clicked the ‘Generate‘ button, and it chose . . .
NUMBER 1 (ONE)!
So the WINNER OF OUR Home Under the Dome is [drumroll]. . .
~ Watching the Daisies ~
Daisies, I’m thrilled to be posting the Home Under the Dome to you. All I now need is your snail mail address so that I can post it.
I think you and I have emailed each other once before, so I’ll have a search through my emails to see if I can find your email address, and once found, I’ll drop you a note so that you can send me your snail mail address.
Many, many thanks to everyone for joining in. Giveaways make life just a bit more fun, and shines a bright spot in days.
There will be another Giveaway very soon …. but I won’t tell you when, or what for, or why. So keep watching … you really won’t have to wait too long. 😉
And tomorrow …. there is a blog post heading your way – (if I can get the darn photographs taken), – which I think will not only make you smile, but possibly even make you laugh out loud, and maybe even squirm and squiggle just a little. 😀 *Cobs – tsk tsk, that’s enough. Don’t give it all away!!*
But, for today, this glorious Sunday which has been gifted to us all . . . May your day be peace filled, touched with joy, and sprinkled with happy. May you leave any troubles outside the door until tomorrow, and may love fill your home and heart.
And … stay as awesome as I think of you as being. Because you truly, really are.
Much love and many squidges, from me in my corner to you in yours.
Looking through my photos on my camera I found these photos which I took ages ago and totally forgot to share them. What a dope!
These fairy shoes belonged to Lady Lillie Fairy. She’s rather a big deal in The Land of the Fae. She’s the Fairy equivalent of our Dame (a title bestowed only by the Queen (or who ever is the Monarch at the time) in the UK). She’s well-respected and treated as a high-ranking Fairy among those who reside in the Land of the Fae.
She has her clothes made by Fairyland Designers, and shoes made by a Cobbler called Cobwebs. (Yes, I know, how incredible is that? Me=Cobwebs; Cobwebs=Cobbler! Who woulda thunk?!).
Possibly made from the petals of a Lily which one can find only in Fairy Land. (or they might have been made from Polymer. [cough]) Can you see the teeny tiny stamens – which don’t leave any stains on your clothes – peeping out from the insides of the inner petals of the Lily? They’re made from the same stuff.
The decoration which you see to the front of the shoes are teeny tiny green glass beads, which are hung on copper wire. These beads give the most delightful tinkling noise as the shoes are moved, which makes every step taken ring out in an ethereal, magical, almost imagined sound, – but it’s not imagined, for you really can hear it – as you would expect from a Fairy!
Of course, no shoes were stolen in order to share these shoes with you. These shoes were left under a Fairy toadstool, in a place which is clearly labelled “Sharing the Shoes” – so that a passing Fairy might stumble upon them and try them for size, or a human, with an eye for Fairies, might find them and either add them to a collection (as I do) or might begin a collection.
These Fairy Lillie Shoes were brought to you by Cobwebs.
Have a spiffing Saturday! Be good to yourself, and be lovely to anyone you come into contact with. The Fairies would approve. 😉
I got involved with the World Watercolour Challenge in July, but I, being me, took it a step further and challenged myself to paint only in ATC (Artist Trading Cards) size, which is just 2.5 inches by 3.5 inches. Now although I failed on some of the paintings, I absolutely thoroughly enjoyed myself. It’s ages since I painted so picking up the brushes again was such a joy to me.
However … in the comments, I got into various chats about ATC’s and tried to explain that if you fancied making an ATC, you didn’t have to paint in order to make them. You could glue, stick, adhere, ~ paper, magazine cut-outs, tissue, die cuts, anything basically. And attach all sorts of things. You can make a picture, a statement, a quote, or even a whole story on your ATC.
To try to show you what I mean, I made a quick to make ATC … it could be kept exactly as it is, and stored in a collectors folder. Or you can give ATC’s away to friends, family etc. Or you can swap them with other ATC makers. Or … you could use them on a handmade card or in a scrapbook.
First I made the fairy dress, out of bluey green feathers, a sticker and black card, and using a plain white card, pre-cut to ATC size (2.5″x3.5″).
I firstly coloured the ATC card using two different blues – one was called Freshly Washed Jeans – the other … I’m going to have to call Teal – it was ink left on a bit of sponge, which I’d saved in a sealed plastic bag (I’m such a thrifter!). Then using an embossing ink and gold Tonic embossing powder, I embossed all around the edge of the card.
I stamped the ‘message’ ~ “Don’t let life RUFFLE your feathers”, and stamped a feather over it. Then added the three pearl gems in contrasting colours.
Aw…. nearly forgot … before I began this ATC … I back-stamped it using my favourite ATC stamp:
I tend to stamp my ATC cards on the back before I begin my art work … but I’ve been known to forget and if you do it’s easily solved. You stamp your ATC stamp onto some plain white paper, fill in the details and cut it out to the exact size and simply glue it to the back of your ATC.
And that’s all there was to it!
Well, it’s Monday again. A brand new week, fresh out of the box and gifted to us to do with as we will. Do something good today. Make your day a memorable one. See if you can do something which will make another person smile. It could be a work colleague, a friend, a relative or a complete stranger. Whoever it is … make them smile. Do whatever you can, with what you have available to you. Just make someone smile today and make it a memorable day for you, and for them.
Sending a whole ton of squidges, all sent out in various directions around the globe, in the hope of one of them getting to you and making you smile too. If you’re smiling right now … then one has already reached you.
Haaapy Monday! Can you believe it’s already the 22nd of May?? I had to do a double take when I looked at the calendar. (Although why it’s called a Calendar I don’t know. Surely it should be called a CalenDAY? It makes sense! Calenday. “Sweetheart . . . What date does it say on the calenday for a week on Monday?” See? Calenday. I think we should start a movement and all begin to call it a Calenday. That will get things put right!)
[thinks to self: perhaps I should write to Mr.Trump, and Mr.Putin, Prime Minister May, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, South Korean President Park Geun-hye, Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe, French President Francois Hollande ….. and of course I shall drop The Queen a note about this. I’m sure Her Majesty will agree that this is a grand idea!]
Aaaannnyhoo…. I made a card and I promised myself that I wouldn’t do a big long post and bore everyone to tears, so I’ll get on with showing you the card.
It was all made on a scored 6″x6″ white card.
Measured, cut and fixed in place the hessian you see in the photo (below), and while that was drying, I distressed some pale(ish) blue gingham paper, tearing it and rolling it in places, added some blue gingham ribbon and fixed the paper and ribbon two-some, in place, on top of the hessian.
Next came fussy cutting some honeycomb from a sheet of honeycomb printed paper then adhered it to the gingham paper. Time for a little decoupage: to make the dresser, where the chicken has laid her eggs, and one little chick has already hatched. 🙂
If you look really closely you just might be able to see that there’s a cobweb in the space where the drawer is missing, – to the right hand side, in the upper corner of the drawer space.I thought that was a nice touch considering who was making this. lol
Can’t see it? . . . here it is . . .
I added bits of straw in various places, and a tiny wooden rolling-pin – hanging on some cotton. The silver bumble bee you see hanging below the large red petal flower is also hanging on a thread, so giving the buzzy bumble a ‘flying’ movement.
The lovely, fluffy marmalade coloured feather was donated by one of our chickens: Miss Edna BIG BIRD, HUGE EGGS Chicken. She’s so accommodating. I ask for a feather and she does the ‘chicken wiggle’ and out pops something perfect. lol
The flower adornment was made using some pretty coloured stamens, some loofah strands, a tiny piece of muslin which I pulled some threads from to make it kind of ‘feathery’ around the edges, and that lovely ‘blousy’ flower from my stash.
Finally, it was time for some attention to the inside: using some distressed yellow gingham paper, cut to size, I made an insert which I then stamped and added a Country Chicken ticket in the lower right hand corner.
OH! And I added a bow made from the ribbon, to the front of the card!
And that, as they say, is all there was to it!
The papers and ribbons are all part of the DoCrafts ‘Home Sweet Home’ range. I bought them about a year ago and used some of them, but then Summer moved to Autumn and so I put them away reminding myself to get them out again this year. And … as strange as this might sound, I actually remembered!Ha! Miracles really do happen. 😀
Everything else came from my stash.
So, changing the subject …. I was thinking about Mondays, and I’ve worked out that Mondays were invented as a punishment for all the fun we have at the weekends! Seriously. It makes total sense when you think about it. We all do have more fun at the weekends, and we obviously needed something to kind of get us back into line – so Monday was invented. SOO…. Just get it over with and within 24 hours, it will be Tuesday, after that . . . it’s all heading towards Friday 😀 … can’t get better than that! So lets change things round a little. Smile today. Be happy. Be all twinkly eyed and joke around. Beat the system!
Oh … and just to get you started, here’s a Monday Special:
Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? . . . A:a receding hare-line.
Have a great day out there. Be nice to yourself, and each other. And … remember to look both ways when you cross the road!
Hello, good morning and …. Happy Monday! Hope your weekend was good, and a handful of smiles was found among the hours.
I made this card (above) about two and a half weeks ago, but I couldn’t blog about it until it had been received by the recipient – a fellow blogger, who I wanted to send a surprise smile to through the post. Now it’s safely in her hands, I can share it here.
Made on a 6×6″ scored and folded card, I firstly fixed the blue background you see in the photo. After that I distressed and inked up some pretty script card, and added some vintage blue baby bobble trim across the top third (ish).
I then turned my attention to making the flower …. Start with a circle of card, onto which glue some stamens or small flowers, and, if you have it, a little dried gypsophila, just to give it a bit of movement and depth. Then add a piece of frayed muslin or loose weaved fabric. Finally add your flower to top the whole lot off. You can’t see it in the photo but I gave the flower a very light touch of clear glue, just in a few places, then added some chunky clear/ice glitter (not really glitter but I’ll have to call it that) which gave the flower just a bit of dusty looking interest.
I then added the whole of this built up flower to the top of a bright blue, crocheted doiley.
The sentiment on the card was one I stamped, but it began life as one long sentiment, and too long for the little piece of script card I wanted it to go on. So I stamped each word separately, cut the words out, and then placed them onto the cardstock and glued in place. The sentiment is held by a Tim Holtz memo pin, which I poked into the blue doily, but it’s held in place with a little glue.
I fussy cut the birds and butterfly out, but wanted them to have an ‘old’ look, so very loosely coloured them using some water colours, and by holding a water brush to add the colour – but holding the brush at the very end, so that I didn’t apply much pressure, and also couldn’t make them look too ‘painted’. I needed them to look old, so that ‘not quite coloured’ look did the job.
And basically …. that was all there was to it! 🙂
I’m sorry about the blurry photos. They are the best of around 12 pictures which were all rubbish. [sigh] … I’ll blame it on my staff. Yes! It was the Butlers fault! lol.
If there’s anything I’ve missed or that you want more information on, please just ask away in a comment, and I promise to answer.
Thank you so much for coming and sharing a coffee with me. I love seeing you … but you know that so I won’t go on. 😀
I wish you a fun Monday. May the birds sing, the sun shine, and … till we meet again, may your God hold you in the palm of His hand.
I couldn’t post this until today because I had to make sure that the surprise wasn’t spoiled. I don’t think anyone would have shown my gorgeous Mother in Law a picture of her card, but … well I felt it would have been kind of a bad luck thing to have posted it before today.
Cards which I’d embellished to within an inch of their livesand worked for hours on over a period of days, had gone missing in the post before now, so I decided that I would make a pretty, ladylike card this time, but I’d make it so that it slipped into a regular envelope, as I thought that maybe I would be in with a chance of it getting there. And … we had a text message from my lovely sister-in-law (Mr.Cobs sister) letting us know that the card had arrived. WHOO HOO!
Taking photo’s of this card were nigh on impossible. I made it so that it had a ‘see through’ front, made from Acetate. So I tried various things in the hope of getting a decent photo which would show that see through bit. I failed miserably.
What you have here are a selection of photos which are pretty rubbish but they’re the best I had out of about 20 photos.
To make the card: I removed a section from the front of a scored and folded 6×6 and replaced it with the acetate. I then fussy cut into some papers for the top and bottom of the card front, and added some more fussy cut roses and leaves for the ‘spine’ edge. Added a sentiment to the front, and then turned my attention to the inside.
The inside is actually a large die cut central section, which you can take out and use on the card by itself, but I so liked it as it was that I fixed it in place using strips of double-sided tape, and then trimmed it to size and adhered it to the inside.
I was so happy with this card when it was finished as it looked so pretty and I knew my much-loved mother-in-law would like it as it was a little bit different – having the see through front.
As a gift to make her smile and say Thank You for being such a wonderful Mother, we’ve sent her an arrangement of pretty cottagey type flowers, all yellows and lemons and greens, which we arranged to be delivered today, Sunday 26th March ~ which is Mothering Sunday, here in the United Kingdom. The colours of the floral arrangement were so cheerful and bright that they made me smile, so I knew they’d make her smile too.
Although I know that Mothering Sunday happens on different days in different parts of the world, it’s Mothers Day here, so to all of the Mothers around the world, I wish you a very happy, warm and loved up Sunday.
To those who aren’t Mothers, through choice or circumstance, I wish you too a happy, warm and much loved up day.
And… just because it’s Mothers day … we have: Jokes!
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
~ ❤ ~
Son:“Mom can I get twenty bucks” . . .
Mom:Does it look like I am made of money? . . .
Son:“Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
~ ❤ ~
Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: Cause it listens to its motherboard.
~ ❤ ~
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
~ ❤ ~
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
~ ❤ ~
All mothers have intuition.
Great mothers have radar.
~ ❤ ~
And finally …
here’s a card idea that I know would have made my mom laugh like a drain … so … this one is both for my Mom,
and for your amusement. 😀
Have a truly lovely Sunday, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing. Stay safe, play nicely, and … be good to each other.
I am the proud owner of … a Ranger Melt Pot. Ohh I love this toy so very much, but I hadn’t played with it for ages, until last week, when the urge suddenly hit me and I got all the equipment out and played around until I decided what to make. You saw the card I made with the pretty leaf of all seasons on it, which I posted about on Monday of this week, and I promised to post about the other things I’d been busy as a bee making, and here I am, sharing as promised.
The photograph at the head of this post doesn’t show all the pendants I made, so I’ve taken a selection of photos, some grouped, and some single ones, so that you can get an idea of colours and sizes, and also how you can hang these pendants.
I really love the Ranger Melt Pot, however, I found out on Monday (From Beverly of More Ink Please blog) that Ranger no longer make the Melt Pot. Something to do with the amount of quantity they require their customers to order – and it’s made the tool too expensive for lots of stores to carry. So rather than relax the rules, (and lower the price a little) Ranger, it appears, decided that they would no longer make it. So I’m sorry if I get your creative juices flowing for a Melt Pot, when they’re no longer available. However … you might be able to still buy one if you have a search around.
Right … now the bad news is over, let’s have a bit of fun shall we? I realised the other day that we haven’t done a GIVE-AWAY in ages! So how about we make this post a Give-away, and the winner can choose whichever pendant they would like to have, and I’ll package and post it out to who-ever wins.
All you have to do is ... in the comment section of this post, if you wish to be entered for the Give-Away, just say the word GIVE-AWAY at either the start or the end of your comment. (Putting it at the start or end of the comment makes it easy for me to find when I’m searching and adding up how many people would like to be entered – so that I can enter that number into the Random Number Selector so that it can choose the winner). You can, if you want, simply say just ‘GIVE-AWAY’.
I’ll leave the Give-away open until Sunday at 6pm UK time (if you need to work out what time that is where you live, Mr.Google is very obliging – lol).
Right … enough of me blathering on. Let’s get cracking with these pendants. I made them all with the help of my trusty Melt Pot, and I haven’t given them names here, but just kind of labelled them so that you can tell me (if you’re the winner) which pendant you’d like! (Oh .. and I should say that this is open to all followers – you don’t have to only live in the UK. I’m happy to post these over-seas).
They’re all different shapes and sizes, and I’ve tried to put them next to each other so that you can gauge the difference in sizes. However, I have remembered to include a rule so that you can actually see the size.
Now onto the little pendants. They may be smaller, but they pack their own punch!
The ‘Little Golden Green Triangle’ – at the bottom right of this photo (above), has what looks like gold dust sprinkles over the top of it. Sadly the photographs just don’t show it properly, but it’s really quite beautiful to the naked eye.
I forgot to include this little green oval (above) in the photo of all the little pendants, so here it is alone. It looks like it has golden strands threading through it. It hasn’t. But it really does have a lot of depth to it.
The little ovals, have two hoops – one at the top and one at the bottom. You can use these either as a bracelet – or as a pendant, as I’ve made. The top hoop is for hanging the pendant. The bottom hoop can have things hung from it, such as a bead, or a little bunch of beads; a tassel; a pearl; or, as I’ve done here as an idea – you can hang something else from it. On the photo above, I placed an Angel with her own hanging hoop in line with the hoop on the pendant, so that you can see how it might look to have something there.
You don’t even have to have a chain to hang your pendant on. How about some baby ribbon, as in the photo above? Soft on the neck too! The choice is yours. I’ll supply the chain, or the ribbon (in your choice of colour), so that when you receive your pendant, it’s ready to wear straight away!
Please note that all the measurements on the rule are in CM (and MM) as that’s what we work in here in the UK (much to my disdain. I grew up with inches and I still can only visualise in inches – but then, I’m practically older than dirt so it figures. 😀 ) … but again, if you ask Google it will give you the conversion.
Some of the pendants (particularly the blues) look, in the photographs, as if they have an oily finish, or like they’re wet with something. It’s just a trick of the light. The way the flash has hit the surface and bounced back. None of the pendants are oily, wet, greasy or have anything on them. It’s just the lighting hitting them in the ‘wrong’ way. (And I’m a rubbish photographer!).
We’ll end where we began, with a small selection. But remember that not all the pendants are shown in this photo. But if you look down the post, you’ll see photo’s of ones which aren’t included in the photo above.
Remember … don’t forget to include the words ‘GIVE-AWAY’ either at the start or end of your comment so that I know to include you.
If you’re reading this on the main front page of my blog and can’t see where to post a comment, then please scroll all the way up to the title of this post, and next to it, just over a little way to the right of the words, you’ll see a pale grey flag. Click on that flag and the post will re-load on its own page, where you’ll find the comments section at the bottom of the page, below where the post ends. 😀 Late date/time for entering is this Sunday -19th March 2017, at 6pm UK time.
Thank you so much for coming to share a coffee with me. Want a fill up of that cup? Biscuits?
Have a truly blessed rest of your day, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing. Be good to each other.
Nearly at the end of Christmas Card making! HURRAY! I hear you shout. I haven’t bombarded you with them all, only the ones I thought might entertain you or, like this one today, were a bit different. I can’t believe how late I am with the making of my Christmas cards this year . . . and I still have family ones to make! eeek.
Mr. Cobs is being aaahhhmazing! He’s put the Christmas tree up all by himself. Moved the furniture around so that everything flows. The tree still has to be decorated (lights and pretty things) but everything is in place and waiting. He is such a blessing. Quite frankly I don’t think, if it were up to me, I’d have bothered putting up a tree this year. It all felt like an effort too far. (Not me being a bah humbug, but just the back problem).
I’ve tried to keep most of the cards I’ve made for Christmas this year, very simple, and also flat enough to go into a normal envelope as I really didn’t want to be making boxes on top of making the cards. This one fills the remit of simple and ‘flattish’.
The trees are made using the left over ‘hole’ from a die cut tree. I used the left over cut out as a stencil in order to make all three trees. Using three different coloured ink pads, and some dried baby wipes, I built all three trees by simply dabbing the dried baby wipe onto the ink pad and then dabbing the inky wipe onto my glass mat in order to distribute the colour so that I could gently rub the inky pad through the ‘stencil’. Once you’ve done one tree, either find a clean bit of the dried baby wipe and use it for the next colour of tree, or simply use another wipe. Once you’ve got all three in place, you could leave it right there if you wished to.
The sentiment reads ‘Oh Christmas Tree’ – but it looks a little fuzzy on the photo because the camera was focused on the trees instead of the sentiment. (my fault I’m afraid because I told it to do that. (A case of eyes wide open but without supervision, and the brain was closed for lunch.)
The ‘snow’ effect is made used Sweet Poppy glossy white texture paste, along with Pinflair Snow – which you need so little of that I’ve had my pot of snow for a couple of Christmas’s and still have half a pot. It goes a long way.
The sequins, in silver, blue for the trees and some clear but iridescent ones used for snowflakes, I dotted around and fixed in place using Pinflair Glue Gel.
The lovely twinkly stars atop of each tree … I found in the crafty section of my local charity shop. There were hundreds of them in a bag, and I couldn’t believe my luck when I found them. I think they cost me something like 50p (I think that works out at about 60 cents USA).
To give the card a little interest on the inside, I inked up another blue tree, using the same method I used on the others – only on this one, I used a fine nib glue pen and squiggled all over it, then shook a little glitter dust over it so that it caught on the squiggly bits, added an iridescent sequin to the top and voila! Finished.
So … how do you fancy a bit of “Things you might not know about Christmas”?
It may not be as popular these days but in the times of Charles Dickens, and as far back as Washington Irving, telling ghost stories was a Christmas tradition. One of the most famous – “A Christmas Carol” – was written by Dickens himself, but he’d already had some practise. In “The Pickwick Papers” (1836), his first novel, he includes “The Story of the Goblins Who Stole a Sexton,” a Christmas-themed horror tale.
Denny’s, the US diner chain famous for being ‘Always Open,’ decided to close for Christmas in 1988 to give hard-working employees the day off. Amazingly, it turned out that many of the restaurants actually had no locks. Well, they’d never needed them before. According to the New York Times, 700 branches needed to be fitted with locks so the staff could spend Christmas with their families.
Wondering what to with your Christmas treeafter the festive period? Why not see if your nearest zoo wants it? Many animals find them great fun to play with. In 2014, a zoo in Cambridgeshire, UK, compared the trees to “catnip for lions.”
Although the modern image of Santa Claus– the “right jolly old elf” of popular culture – is now widespread, he hasn’t always been seen that way. Earlier depictions of Saint Nicolas have him as a serious, religious man (the original Saint Nicolas was Bishop of Myra, in modern-day Turkey). Sinterklaas, a holiday celebrated on Dec. 5 in the Netherlands, Belgium and parts of France, portray him as an elderly man in bishop’s clothing.
And finally . . . .
Thank Prince Albert for your tree.
The Germans are credited with first bringing evergreens into their homes and decorating them, a tradition which made its way to the United States in the 1830s. But it wasn’t until Germany’s Prince Albert introduced the tree to his new wife, England’s Queen Victoria, that the tradition really took off. The couple were sketched in front of a Christmas tree in 1848 — and royal fever did its work.
Well … that’s me done and dusted!
Hope you like the blue Christmas Trees card, and that at least one of the Christmas ‘Factoids’ taught you something you might not already know. You can go off and impress friends, relatives and anyone you happen to run into today, with your knowledge of Useless Information About Christmas Taught to you in Mini Lessons from Cobs. (And you didn’t even have to pay for the class! lol)
Well we here and that means we made it through another week – despite all the doom sayers and awful news on the TV and reports in the papers. I guess, that when you think of all the things which could have happened to us, and didn’t. . . we truly are blessed and in a great position to have an equally good weekend!
So anyhoo … we’re here to find out what I’ve learned this week and for me to educationamalise you with all my new-found intellamagence. So please put on your water wings. Batten down the hatches. Fix your safety belt in place. Press buttons 1 and 2 and . . . . We’re Off! . . .
I’ve learned this week that:- Man has advanced technologically in such a way that we can get signals back from a probe orbiting a great big gas giant a billion gazillion miles away, BUT my mobile phone can’t work if there are one or two big trees near where I’m trying to use it.
I recall my daughter and son-in-law going on a fishing trip a couple of years or so ago, and she told me that she tried to call me from the boat, out in the ocean, but she couldn’t get a signal. WHAT THE HECK? Why can’t a cell phone find a signal, out in the middle of the ocean, on a fishing boat, with no trees, no bad weather, no buildings…. nothing at all around them to block the signals …. and yet, the message came up saying no signal.
Why is that? Why can we fly a man to the moon, and back, and see him on TV jumping around his spaceship while he’s in space, and yet … these boffins can’t get mobile phones to work adequately. Nor can they get cable TV to work without a problem. Nor Satellite TV to work brilliantly if there’s a big rain or snow storm. COME ON YOU BOFFINS, SORT IT OUT!
I think we should start a movementto tell our governments that we, the people, refuse to allow them to spend even so much as a penny more on space exploration until they’ve sorted out modern life for us here on planet Earth!
I learned this week that: A Spanish company has created a hi-tech mattress intended to tell the buyer whether their partner is being unfaithful in the conjugal bed when left alone at home.
The “Smarttress” apparently looks like any other mattress, but the manufacturer says that its concealed sensors detect suspicious movements in the bed. If the pressure matches algorithms based on research carried out on sexual motions, the worried partner will receive a warning on his or her mobile phone.
“If your partner isn’t faithful, then at least your mattress will be” – is the slogan being used by the bed maker Durmet.
Now several things strike me about this and I simply have to share them with you:
I’d be a bit taken aback if Mr. Cobs suddenly had our mattress changed for no apparent reason. The man (bless him) has a short arm and a long pocket, so for him to pay rather a pretty price (and they are rather pricey) for a new mattress is totally out of his ‘comfort zone’, and I’m kind of guessing that other husbands/partners/wifes would be the same. People don’t buy something big like a mattress for a surprise gift, like they would buy a bunch of flowers or box of chocolates. So I’d already be a bit eyebrow knitted and questioning why he’d done it.
Durmet (the makers) say: “the technology is so advanced that the jealous app user will be able to see in real-time what parts of the bed are seeing the most activity, giving him or her a mental picture of exactly what their partner is up to”. Hmm, well they’re already talking themselves out of sales because if someone is found to be having an affair on that mattress, then, personally, I wouldn’t want to sleep on the mattress ever again, so it would be thrown out. What a waste of money!
It doesn’t tell you if your partner is having a wild love life on the stairs; in the garden shed; on the kitchen floor; in the car; in a Hotel; or at the home of their ‘lover’. So it’s not that brilliant as an idea.
And finally . . . . . I doubt very much that at my age and decrepit state of health, I’d get the moves required to send the signal, to any device other than my Doctors telling them I’d broken a hip whilst trying to do the ‘dance of lurve’ on a new mattress!
I’ve learned this week (from a television light entertainment programme) that devices such as the one you’re reading this blog post on right at this moment, give off something called Blue Light. Now this ‘blue light’ actually has a bad affect upon a person, particularly so if you’re exposed to it for 2 to 3 hours before going to bed.
I quote from the report:
Until the advent of artificial lighting, the sun was the major source of lighting, and people spent their evenings in (relative) darkness. Now, in much of the world, evenings are illuminated, and we take our easy access to all those lumens pretty much for granted.
But we may be paying a price for basking in all that light. At night, light throws the body’s biological clock—the circadian rhythm—out of whack. Sleep suffers. Worse, research shows that it may contribute to the causation of cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and obesity.
Blue wavelengths—which are beneficial during daylight hours because they boost attention, reaction times, and mood—seem to be the most disruptive at night.
Researchers have linked short sleep to increased risk for depression, as well as diabetes and cardiovascular problems.
So … if you find yourself suffering with problems sleeping, or even find yourself over-eating, here are some things you could do to try to cut out that blue light which just might be the thing which is causing your problem(s) . . .
Use dim red lights for night lights. Red light has the least power to shift circadian rhythm and suppress melatonin.
Avoid looking at bright screens beginning two to three hours before bed.
If you work a night shift or use a lot of electronic devices at night, consider wearing blue-blocking glasses or installing an app that filters the blue/green wavelength at night.
Expose yourself to lots of bright light during the day, which will boost your ability to sleep at night, as well as your mood and alertness during daylight.
I’ve also learneda lesson about myself this week.
I’ve learned that the older I’ve become, the more respect I need to be shown. This would come as a surprise to some of the folks who know me in real life (when they realise that this change has taken place). I’ve found that I don’t like this apparently newish’ idea of medical folks calling me by my Christian name. I expect and require them to treat me respectfully and call me by my title: Mrs. Cobs. I’m not their ‘friend’ and they’re not they mine – so Mrs. Cobs will do perfectly well, thank you.
Neither am I willing to allow people to be rude to me and then expect me to simply forget how badly they’ve behaved, without them even thinking that they owe me an apology, and/or and explanation.
This new ‘thing’ has surprised me, because I’ve always been someone who puts myself last. I’ve always been a stickler for making sure that (for example) Mr. Cobs is given the full respect he deserves, but have never pushed for that same respect to be shown to me. So finding myself this week facing a situation where this sudden realisation became clear to me, it’s kind of surprised me, and I’m still trying to get used to the feeling that, actually, I’m important, and the way I’m treated is important. And … that I’m not willing to ignore the things I would have always ignored before, because I believed that I wasn’t that important so *it* didn’t matter. *It* DOES matter . . . and so do I.
It’s an odd feeling … and I’m still getting used to it – but it seems to ‘fit’.
Well … you know what it’s time for now, don’t you?
You can take off your tin helmets. Remove your safety belts. Kick off your shoes. Take a deep breath, and … r.e.l.a.x.
These are the Jokes, Folks!
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. A:She was known as the deep C diva.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? …….Bison.
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? – right-click, hold the click and roll cursor over here for the answer:—->A carrot<—-
Two cows are standing in a field and one cow says to the other: “What do you think about that mad cow disease?”, the other cow responds: “What do I care “I’m a helicopter”
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker? Beatrix Potter
Why did Tigger have his head down the toilet? He was looking for pooh
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear
What animal drops from the sky? A rain deer
What did one volcano say to other? I lava you
Q:What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? A:Feyoncé!!
And finally …. I learned this week …. That the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Thank you so much for coming and sharing a coffee with me. I love this weekly thing we have going on. May today be easy. May you give and get smiles. And may you end the day with a smile, knowing that when you think of all the things that could have gone wrong today, today turned out to be not so bad a day after all.
I wanted to make a special card for someone who is such a really lovely person, but I wanted to make it in a way that perhaps she hadn’t seen from me before so I sat and I puzzled over it until my brain got sore and then …. I spotted a box on a shelf in my craft room and DING! A big exclamation mark appeared over my head!
I’ve had some Anna Griffin die cuts in a box for quite some time, and, well, you know how it is, you make something, and then another thing, then another, and then you decide that you want a change so you pop things back on the shelf and, over time, they kind of get forgotten. Well that’s what happened with the Anna Griffin die-cuts.
I sat in my craft room chair and opened the box (feeling a little like Pandora), and it was right at that moment a light inside my brain shone like a Christmas Angel. “Ohhh dearest die cuts, how could I have forgotten about you, my darlings? You are perfection” I said lovingly to the die cuts – like some weirdo.
So … I made a card with them! Other than this (wordy) introduction, there’s not much to say about this card because it kind of tells its own story as you look at the photos, so without further ado … may I present … Flowers for my Friend …. [round of applause can be heard as the curtain goes up … stops halfway, . . . a whirring, grinding noise can be heard, but then . . . with a bit of fiddling, up it finally rises] . .
The outside of the card is a pretty cardbut it’s also pretty ‘normal’. However … it’s the inside where the action is, for this card is meant to be displayed open.
And a final look at the front again, just incase you’ve forgotten what it looked like …
And that’s all there is to it!
Ok … let’s get down and dirty now …
The HEAT. The TEMPERATURE HERE IS ALL WRONG. IT’S TOO, TOOOOOOOO HOT!! I feel dirty all the time and I don’t like dirty. Mr. Cobs thinks I’ve developed one of those OCD things … I keep washing my hands, and arms, right up to the elbows, because it’s such horrid, sticky weather.
Now don’t get me wrong… I’m not complaining about the Summer, nor the fabulous Sunshine. But surely there is no need to roast a Cobweb in this unseemly fashion?
I’m sat here with the ceiling fan on at full throttle. I have a large desk top fan on the coffee table, doing its gentle wave, back and forth, like the Queen waving from the balcony of Buckingham Palace.And … I have a large air coolant machine, (which is darned noisy but worth the noise) in the hallway, facing into the living room, so that all my fur pals can keep cool.
Our living room, and leading halfway into the hallway, looks like the aftermath of a murder scene right now. Four bodies are waiting for forensic Science to come and put white tape around them, take swabs, and hairs and … whatever else they do in those white J-Cloth suits which they wear.
Three Cats and one rather rotund Dog, who has a big, chubby pink belly which I like to blow raspberries on because it makes her wriggle and snuff,(but enough of my peccadilloes), are all looking, for all intents and purposes, like dead things. I’d love to take a photo, but the minute I turn the darn thing on these four all know that little noise which the camera makes and they all sit up to see what the divil I’m up to now. So I won’t photograph them, I’ll leave them to rest, because they need it. If I’m too hot and I only have three items of clothing on, then these wonderful creatures are way hotter because they’re all wearing fur coats!
Oh look at me rambling on. It’s the heat. It’s addled that one last remaining brain cell. I shall shut up – except to say … Have a wonderful Wednesday. Do something nice for someone else today. Give them one of your smiles. Tell someone you’ve never met before, that they look pretty/handsome/striking/attractive .. anything nice. Lovely. Anything to bring them joy. By doing so, I promise you’ll get far more joy in return. Go on. Do something nice for someone else today. I dares ya!
Have a blessed day my friends. Thank you for coming to share a coffee with me round the kitchen table. Heaps of love to you and yours ~