Arms folded, backs straight. Are you ready for your Friday educationamalisation?
Gynotikolobomassophile: Is a real word and it means: Someone who likes to nibble on a woman’s earlobe.
Netting is used for more than just catching fish.
There is a place in Peru where they have strung up netting to capture the mist as it rolls in from the sea, which in turn gives them water to use for their crops and plants.
Honest Injun! It’s the truth. They really do use nets to capture mist.
Read more about it here:- news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8297276.stm
God supplies you with what you need … you just have to sometimes make a bit of an effort in order to help yourself to get it.
All the planets in the solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won’t have to pick the little “stringy things” off of it. That’s how the primates do it.
The waste produced by one chicken in its lifetime could power a 100W bulb for 5 hours
You know how sometimes, as you fall asleep, you will feel your legs jerk powerfully. This is usually accompanied by a dream about falling. Have you ever wondered why this happens?
This is called a Hypnic Jerk. When you go to sleep at night your brain paralyses your body to stop you acting out all your dreams. It would be dangerous to act out everything that happens in your dreams, especially if you were running or fighting, not just for whoever shares your bed, but also for yourself. It’s thought that this ‘sleep paralysis’ evolved when we slept in trees, as acting out your dreams whilst sleeping high up in the branches would be even more dangerous than doing so while tucked up in bed!
As this system kicks in, you can sometimes have these hypnic jerks, where all the muscles contract suddenly and violently. For some reason, these are often associated with dreams of falling.
According to Wikipedia, pareidolia is “a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (usually an image) being mistakenly perceived as recognizable.”
One common form of pareidolia is seeing faces in objects (like the flying spaghetti monster on a tortilla, or the face of a cookie monster on a pizza).
There actually, is an excellent book filled with pictures of faces on objects, called Faces. However.. I’ve found a Flickr gallery, belonging to someone called Jim Leftwich, who has been taking his own pictures of faces for a while. The photos are all whimsical and surprising! www.flickr.com/photos/jimwich/sets/796304/
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ‘ Marlboro Man.’
Pearls melt in Vinegar
and finally …..
Thing that I learned this week …
….. if you get toothpaste on the tip of your nose; if you don’t get it off quickly enough, the tip of your nose goes numb.
I am contractually obliged to make you laugh, so here’s the best joke I could come up with at this moment in time…
This is silly, but funny!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(you’re going to love this)
(it’s a real treat)
(wait for it) . . .
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are…)…
Wishing you a truly fabulous Friday, and a wonderful Weekend. Be kind to each other …. and to yourself, and … don’t take life too seriously.