Friday School:- like Sunday school but more entertaining.

Haaaappy Friday!

Well …. we made it through another week, so I think we’re doing OK.  None of us got run down by an Emu, or exploded for eating too many sweeties.  So we’ll score this week as a 10 out of 10.  Yes, I know that some of you have had gremlins creep into your week, and I know that at least one of you has had a day or two of feeling really rather miserable.  But … I’m here to put things on the right track again and do my job of not only Educationamalising you, but also going to fulfill my obligation to make you smile – even if you don’t want to!!!

So then … do you all have your pencils, crayons and books ready to take notes?  Then we shall begin .. ..  ..  ..

On this Day in History

1858 – First ascent of the Eiger.

The Eiger is a mountain in the Swiss Alps. The peak is mentioned in records dating back to the 13th century but there is no clear indication of how exactly the peak gained its name. The three mountains of the ridge are sometimes referred to as the Virgin (German: Jungfrau, lit. “Young Woman” – translates to “Virgin” or “Maiden”), the Monk (Mönch) and the Ogre (Eiger). The name has been linked to the Greek term akros, meaning “sharp” or “pointed”, but more commonly to the German eigen, meaning “characteristic”.

The first ascent of the Eiger was made by Swiss guides Christian Almer and Peter Bohren and Irishman Charles Barrington who climbed the west flank on August 11, 1858.

1909 – The first recorded use of the new emergency wireless signal SOS.

1929 – Babe Ruth becomes the first baseball player to hit 500 home runs in his career with a home run at League Park in Cleveland, Ohio.

External Link:
Babe – The Official Website of the Sultan of Swat

1934 – Federal prison opened at Alcatraz Island.

Alcatraz Island, sometimes informally referred to as simply Alcatraz or by its pop-culture name, The Rock, is a small island located in the middle of San Francisco Bay in California, United States.

It served as a lighthouse, then a military fortification, then a military prison followed by a federal prison until 1963. It became a national recreation area in 1972 and received landmarking designations in 1976 and 1986.

Today, the island is a historic site operated by the National Park Service as part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area and is open to tours. Visitors can reach the island by ferry ride from Pier 33, near Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco.

External Link:
Alcatraz History

1941 – President Roosevelt and Winston Churchill  signed the Atlantic Charter, largely to demonstrate public solidarity between the Allies.

1942 – Great Britain’s Barnes Wallis patented his ‘bouncing bomb’, used successfully to destroy German dams in the 2nd World War.

1968 – The start of National Apple Week in England.  …  and ….  The Beatles launched their new record label, Apple.

1968 – The last steam passenger train service runs in Britain.

A selection of British Rail steam locomotives make the 120-mile journey from Liverpool to Carlisle and returns to Liverpool before having their fires dropped for the last time – this working was known as the Fifteen Guinea Special.

I’m thrilled to bits to have found a short film that was taken from the window of the Fifteen Guinea Special, showing how people came out of their houses and ran to the railway lines to watch this final last journey of this wonderful locomotive.

1971 – The Prime Minister, (of the day) Edward Heath, steered the British yachting team to victory in the Admiral’s Cup.

1975 – The British Government took ownership of British Leyland, the only major British-owned car company.

1982 – The notorious East End gangsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray were allowed out of prison for the funeral of their mother.

1999 – Up to 350m people throughout Europe and Asia witnessed the last total solar eclipse of the century.

2003 – A heat wave in Paris resulted in temperatures rising to 112°F (44° C), leaving about 144 people dead.

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Now, although your edumacation for Friday School this week has been completed, please be aware that you will, at some point, be tested on these snippets of information, so if you skipped any dates you might want to go back and read them …. and even make notes in your book.  After all…  you don’t want to get a big F for FAIL in your test results.  Noooo.  Only those with passes over 8 (eight) will get an award [of a lollipop] and those with a score over 70 will get:  a lollypop, a tube of fruit Polo’s AND ….  a STICKER!!!

Ohhh ho ho ho (she laughs like Santa???) … we don’t skimp around here for prizes!  We go way over the top, as you can clearly see!

And finally ….  I have to fulfill my contract by making you laugh…  so get your chuckle muscles ready . . . . . .

(this is just a teensy bit rude … but only a little bit … however,  if you’re really easily offended then perhaps stop reading now)…

To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.

“Let’s be extra careful, honey,” the husband says, “If we damage that house over there, it’ll cost us a fortune.”

The wife nods, tees off and – bang! – sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.

“Damn,” the husband says. “I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let’s go up there, apologize and see what the damage is.”

They walk up to the house and knock on the door.

“Come on in,” a voice in the house says.

The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.

When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, “Are you the guys who just broke my window?”

“Um, yeah,” the husband replies, “sorry about that.”

“Not at all, it’s me who has to thank you. I’m a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You’ve just released me. To show my gratitude, I’m allowed to grant each of you a wish.  But – I’ll require one favour in return.”

“Really? That’s great!” the husband says. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”

“No problem – that’s the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie asks, looking at the wife.

“I want a house in every country of the world,” the wife says.

The genie smiles. “Consider it done.”

“And what’s this favour we must grant in return, genie?” the husband asks.

“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven’t ‘been’ with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”

The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I’m fine if it’s alright with you.”

The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.

When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, “How old exactly is your husband?”

“31,” she replies.

“And he still believes in genies? That’s amazing!”

Hey … don’t blame me, I’m just the deliverer of jokes.  I don’t make ’em up!

Well, that’s me done and dusted.  All that’s left for me to say is…..

Have a terrific Friday.  Share your smile with everyone.  Even if you don’t feel like smiling, try your best and you’ll soon see that having a smile plastered to your face actually does make you feel so much lighter and brighter inside.

Try it.  You’ve got nothing to lose!

Wishing you a wonderful weekend. 

Sending love and squidges from my corner here, where I’m sat., to your corner there, where you’re sat.




Author: The Art of Cobwebs - aka:- thecobweboriumemporium

Hello. I'm 'Cobwebs'. I live in a wee little cottage in the South of England, aptly called Cobweb Cottage. This little dwelling really is a cobweb factory. Not inside (well, occasionally) - but outside - flipping heck! This information should give you a clue as to why my blog is called The Art of Cobwebs aka: The Cobweborium Emporium. I've been arty and crafty from a very young age, and although my crafts have sometimes turned a corner and taken me in another direction, I've always crafted in some way, shape or form. One day, in the blink of an eye, life changed somewhat for me and the consequences were many. I had to find a new way of being 'artistic'. Card making; scrap-booking; producing ATC's and ACEO's; needle felting; Polymer clay; painting- but in a more relaxed style than I had before, and sewing, - are all things which I visit, as and when life allows. I've fairy recently become a Textile Artist and am enjoying this new creative outlet very much as it offers me so much scope for letting my imagination run through a grassy field and feel the wind in my hair - (mentally, of course). I love to create. To make things. I truthfully believe that the best gifts in the world are those in which you've given your time, rather than your cash. Thank you so much for visiting. Please visit my blog (link below) and have a look around. I'm sure you'll find something to enjoy, even if it's only a handful of jokes! (yes, seriously - there really are jokes!) Wishing you a truly blessed rest of your day! ~ Cobs. <3

32 thoughts on “Friday School:- like Sunday school but more entertaining.”

  1. I enjoyed your post and then called John in to see the clip of the steam train. He was most appreciative. He loves trains — real, model, full scale, tiny — you name it. He really enjoyed the video.

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  2. Cobs, isn’t it typical? The year I come into this world, steam runs out. Sigh. I think I’ve forgotten about National Apple Week, however.
    I was one of those who saw the Total Solar Eclipse… through a smoky glass bus stop in Birmingham. It was FABULOUS! 😀 (I was late going back to work from break though… but it isn’t everyday one experiences an astrological phenomenon now, is it?)

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    1. I saw it … courtesy of a colander. I saw on TV that it was a safe way to see it. Use the colander as a filter and direct the image onto an outside wall. It worked .. but I couldn’t help feeling a little disappointed that I couldn’t see it in the way I (in my heart) wanted to see it.

      Steam ran out the year you were born? Aww … see … I invented the SOS, and made sure they recorded the first use of it. 🤣 🙃 🤥
      lol. C. x


  3. I was entertained from the first word to the last, educated about important British events (I particularly enjoyed the short film), and amused by a well-told joke. With that send off, I will have a great weekend dear friend, and I hope you do as well.

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  4. Now…back to the regular scheduled program hehe…My grandfather worked for the Illinois Central Railroad all of my childhood in Canton, Ms. He was the ticket master and we used to walk all the way to the train station to watch the City Of New Orleans come through. Back in those days he used the tap-tap-tap
    morse code machine to ‘talk’ to the engineers . Fun times. They,my grand parents didn’t have a car so we walked everywhere ( he rode a bicycle to work). We would stop at the Mecca Cafe to get coffee
    ( Coke or Dr. Pepper for us )on the way back. Of course today you wouldn’t be very smart to walk ,at night, in Canton. So sad. Some things shouldn’t change.
    Now…what else did I learn? Tom is the same age as my two oldest sons.. lol
    I’m about through with this day. xoxo

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    1. Hello again Beverly
      I have SO enjoyed reading about your Grandfather and his job.

      People thought nothing of all that walking to get to work back then, and children would walk to the ends of the earth to be with their elders and find a little gentle entertainment along the way.

      You’re so right about walking at night time nowadays. We no longer feel that it’s safe to do so. And we’re right not to. None of us know who’s hiding in the shadows and what menace they have on their minds.

      The world is, it would seem, a badder place now than it used to be. Or maybe it be more correct to say that people nowadays seem to be badder.

      By the time you read this your Saturday should have arrived, fresh out of the box.
      My Saturday began at 4.50am, when Little Cobs, (who’s stayed overnight from Friday afternoon) felt that it was a grand time to bring a whole bundle of his toys into my bedroom to share the joy of them. Uggh.
      I love this child to piece . . . but there are a couple of modifications I’d love to make … getting up too early in the morning is one of them!
      Heaps of love and squidges ~ Cobs. xxx


  5. I have seen a steam train run through the town I grew up in once. Back in “76 they were celebrating the Bi-centennial and the Freedom Train steamed it’s way through the countryside! I am so glad they did it then as a few years after that the trains quit and they tore out the tracks. Yup I was old enough to remember that!!! I can admit to that now that I am 30-11 something…….(tell people that is how old you are and it will confuse the dickens out of them LOL)


    1. It must have been a wonder to see it. Steam Trains have such a romance about them. The sounds, the smells, the chugga chugg chuff chuff rhythm. Aw … love them.

      Although I know technology must move us on more up to date things – I can’t help feeling that we got it right originally and the urge to improve on perfection can sometimes be a very bad thing.

      As the song says: “Thanks for the memories”, Chicken. I’ve really enjoyed them.
      Have a blessed rest of your day! ~ Cobs. x

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    1. Welcome home.
      I don’t envy you trying to catch up with blogs and posts that you’ve missed. I only have to miss two days and it’s like painting the Forth Bridge! eeeek!
      Sending catching up vibes to help you on your way ~ Cobs. 🙂

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  6. (…can I choose what flavour lollipop please..)

    Great joke! And I love the idea of something exciting and monumental happening on this day years ago in history when I’ve just done boring stuff like ironing and cleaning the bathroom…!!

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  7. Ohhhh…I truly feel edumacated! Thing is I feel old too as I was around when some of that was breaking news lol! Hope you have a lovely week too 🙂 x

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  8. Just catching up now I’m back home from camping, great facts. You’ve brought back memories, when the solar eclipse happened I was working as a waitress and my boss let me go outside and look (with the right gadgets of course!) The joke was brilliant too, I am impressed with your research skills as well. But the joke was the best bit! Hope you’ve had a lovely weekend. X

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